Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
