idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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