So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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