Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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