i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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