WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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