What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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