Me. At least after what I've been through.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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