You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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