WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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