she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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