You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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