Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
