Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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