but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
