Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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