how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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