My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
