thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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