I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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