But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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