I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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