He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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