also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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