I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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