We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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