: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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