Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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