end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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