I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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