Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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