just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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