I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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