Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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