He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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