You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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