So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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