shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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