Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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