So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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