Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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