he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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