I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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