it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
