Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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