I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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