Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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