Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. Itβs a dickfest!!
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