Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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