Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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