ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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