kristin has been a bad kristin
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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