you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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