Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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