I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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