just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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