Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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