halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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