But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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