Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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