You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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